Have you ever wished for a shiny new gas grill for your backyard patio? You know the one I'm talking about? The grill they roll out in front of Home Depot or Lowe's to entice you as you go inside to purchase that special duct tape that they have on sale. Won't you be the envy of the neighborhood with that grill blaster 5000 that cooks 125 hamburgers and 53 beef franks in under 5 minutes...Hogwash!

A true dedicated grillmaster can create a masterpiece with simple charcoal and a $45 dollar Kmart special. You'll be known for the food you cook, not the price you paid for that hunk of stainless steel in your backyard.